Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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