Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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