He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Randomize
