I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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