Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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