Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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