Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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