Christians are straight up FREAKS
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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