oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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