Me. At least after what I've been through.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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