i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I am mentally ready for anal.
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