id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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