Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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