Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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