too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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