I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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