cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I would ride that face into the sunset
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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