11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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