I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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