I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I need you to use more vowels.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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