just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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