you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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