Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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