Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction