I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
