I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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