D3 body, D1 cock
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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