that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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