This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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