mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it's great music for shaving your balls
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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