I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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