my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You can make out without kissing
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He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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