I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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