You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
