you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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