If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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