so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
