im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i drank out of a bidet.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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