But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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