I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Come share oat with me in your robe
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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