I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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