but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
