if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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