Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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