OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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