he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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