she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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