Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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