Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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