And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize