There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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