There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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