Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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