It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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