Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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