She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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