if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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